[笑话] Not so fast 别那么急嘛

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala（欢庆的） charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem1 ham and eggs?" "Not so fast," said the pig testily2. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment." 一只猪和一只鸡路过一所教堂，那里有一场盛大慈善活动正在进行着。 在精神上收到触动的猪向小鸡提出建议：他们每个人作出点自己的贡献。 “好主意！”鸡尖叫道，“让我们给腿和鸡蛋吧？” “着什么急”猪不耐烦地说，“对你来说，是一个贡献，对我来说，这是一个完全的献身。”

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