[笑话] 圣诞老人的真实职业 Santa's True Profession

Do You Know Santa's True Profession? Consider the following: 1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants." 2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. 3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits with the work. 4. Santa doesn't work a 40-hour week. 5. Santa travels a lot. Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure! 圣诞老人的真实职业是什么？ 考虑以下几点 1. 你其实从来没见过圣诞老人，你看见的都是他得助手（他得助手真的好多，除了过圣诞节的所有父母外，还有职业“圣诞老人”） 2. 圣诞老人不想退休，就可以一直当他的圣诞老人。 3. 圣诞老人不会做实事，他都是指挥一堆帮手帮他做完所有的事情，但是事情做得好还是不好，功绩和责任都算圣诞老人的。 4. 圣诞老人实行的可不是朝九晚五双休制。 5. 圣诞老人经常旅行 圣诞老人显然是一个高级职员（please, 这世界上还有比他的工作更好的工作吗？）

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